- Last night: A visiting pro dancer said I had an air of elegance and poise while blues dancing.
- This morning: I get my heel stuck in a sewer grate and spend a solid ten minutes fighting with - and yelling colorful obscenities at - an inanimate object.
otp challenge: [3/4] quotes
G R E E N D A L E S E V E N Appreciation Week(s)
↳ otp day: Jeffrey Winger and Annie Edison
Nice things to whisper when hugging someone
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
is this what responsibilities look like
can i just
so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp
and johnny depp had to scream back
without either of them laughing
just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other
Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!
this is kind of genius
Well then this is going to be a disappointing eyesore.